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rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

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lwordforever:

me about everything

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courtnog:

okay so if harry potter was born in 1980, and went to hogwarts in like 91, that means he was in his sixth year in 1996
do you think he knew about the spice girls? i mean.. i know he had shit going on with horcruxes that year but wannabe isn’t something that happens without you taking note of it

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Oscar Wilde  (via lactique)

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She lives the poetry she cannot write.

cranapplejuiceadvocate:

me whispering to my dog in the dark: hey.. you still up?

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zooeyclairedeschanel:

i found my new favorite twitter

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eatingisfab:

when i meet up with my friends i tell them im already on my way when im actually still choosing what clothes to wear 

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