cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas
me: you said i got one phone call
okay so if harry potter was born in 1980, and went to hogwarts in like 91, that means he was in his sixth year in 1996
do you think he knew about the spice girls? i mean.. i know he had shit going on with horcruxes that year but wannabe isn’t something that happens without you taking note of it
She lives the poetry she cannot write.
me whispering to my dog in the dark: hey.. you still up?